Ep. 7 - Droping a Bomb
First of all, I apologize for not publishing «Dreams Part II» this week, as previewed but something of the greatest importance happened:
Last week I was surprised with a news on the press about the Ig Nobel Prizes. First of all, I didn’t know they existed, second of all, the Ig Nobel Peace Prize was for a bomb… but a particular bomb: a gay bomb! «Now I’ve seen everything, now I can die!» - I said to myself. They I remembered I’ve never seen Streisand live and decided to live another day. So this so called Gay Bomb has its formula available on line, it’s three pages with its components and a few side notes. The idea is simple: to use chemicals that influence human behavior to deviate the discipline and moral standards of the enemy. In practical terms, you drop a Gay Bomb on the enemy and they start fucking and sucking on each other. «Do these come in pocket size?» - I wondered!
Suggestion:
Invent a spray of that stuff and you have yourself the greatest ice breaker ever! You fancy a guy, you go to him, don’t care if he’s straight or into or not into you, no bull talk, no glances, no nothing: just spray him! If you need an incentive, spray it on yourself! And just have a bombastic time!
If someone suddenly deviates your moral and sexual behavior, that is: Impulse!
NOTE: DO NOT MAKE A STRAIGHT SPRAY FOR WOMEN!
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