The Wonderful Life of Mr. WannaB

Ep. 3 - What’ Up Doc?

The other day I got to thinking about doctors. Not men wearing white coats but the doctors I’ve been to in all of my life. Fortunately I don’t need to see doctors often but there’s one that I see every now and then. Sometimes I think to myself if I really need to go see him or I just want to. Once there, I think sometimes I feel more like the doctor then the patient. Might as well! I know all he’s going to ask, all his going to say! With time I’ve become more at ease and we trade jokes and smile more. I remember how closed he was in the beginning, how nervous I was too. Yesterday I noticed, for the first time, how relaxed I was before my appointment.

Doctor! Right here and now I confess I’ve got a crush on you! So what? Shocked? Surprised? Can’t I come see you anymore? We’ve know each other for years now, it’s the longest relationship I’ve ever had. If we play it well, we can make it long-term. What? Your last assistant? Oh, nonsense, he meant nothing to me! Of course I flirted with him, he was irresistible. But you, you are the doctor! He was a mere apprentice. Of course you can see other patients, I’m not stupid! After all, I wouldn’t want you to go out of practice! I see you have a new ring, it looks nice. What else is new on you? We shouldn’t? Why? Not here? Oh, I see… You’ve got my number! I feel much better now… Thank you, doctor! See you soon! No apples for me, then!